Wal-Mart sells the occult and satanism to our kids!

I know we’ve been giving Wal-Mart a lot of publicity around here lately, but this is amusing.

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1 Ian // Jan 14, 2007 at 11:52 pm

… Is he serious… or mocking fundamentalists?
2 kaosmictigger // Jan 15, 2007 at 4:07 pm

WalMart sucks and Satan rocks! The “Book Of Budgetations”, written by the all powerful, all knowing Hobgoblins on Welfare(H.O.W) says: “Worship not thee WalMart with their temporal, low, low, everyday prices(and fluorescent bulbs); whilst Satan giveth you eternally better deals(and natural Eternal Flames for light)!”
3 Cap'n Marrrrk // Jan 15, 2007 at 6:17 pm

Wow. That is quite the scoop there baldy.

“They have a plan to indoctrinate our kids into their way of thinking.”

This is just an off hand guess with no scientific data to back this up…but I don’t this fella gets the irony of his statements.
4 Al Khemi // Jan 17, 2007 at 10:45 pm

Priceless. I am looking forward to more informative videos produced by this gentleman.
5 t0tem7 // Jan 19, 2007 at 2:23 pm

And the spelling! Dear God, the spelling and grammar!

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