My money’s on the bed:
A HOTEL bed which belonged to devil-worshipper Aleister Crowley is to be exorcised.
The white witch who will conduct the ceremony to stop strange happenings disturbing guests says the ritual will be ‘the ultimate battle between good and evil’.

5 responses so far ↓
1 JohnFen // Jan 14, 2005 at 9:26 am
Damn, the sucker’s dead and he’s STILL getting chicks in his bed. Crowley, you rule.
2 metachor // Jan 14, 2005 at 10:17 am
“Now Andy, 40, has called in Kevin Carlyon, High Priest of White Witches, to conduct a ‘cleansing ceremony’.”
John, if by chicks you mean guys. But that difference never stopped Crowley before, so the tone of your comment still holds.
3 JohnFen // Jan 14, 2005 at 10:25 am
Ha! That’ll teach me to jump at the cheap joke before I actually read the article. I’m thankful that Crowley’s preferences have at least partially save my ass. So to speak.
4 metachor // Jan 14, 2005 at 11:56 am
But as for Kevin’s ass…
5 ossiss // Jul 15, 2007 at 9:28 pm
why should i fight if i already know what the outcome is? we all know that god will win and id rather stand on the sidelines
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